Waiting for this life to change

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rendigo:

tastefullyoffensive:

"She never thought the toilet paper roll would fight back." [jesst]

whatwhat are ferrets even MADE of?????

rendigo:

tastefullyoffensive:

"She never thought the toilet paper roll would fight back." [jesst]

what
what are ferrets even MADE of?????

plenilune:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

counterpunches:

Oh my god, the nuclear launch code from 1962 - 1977 was 00000.

for every missile launch on a US base

OH MY GOD UNITED STATES

we’re so sorry

this is legit GOD HELP US

oldmanstephanie:

massfails:

knitonesewtheother:

westerninfluence:

glassescat:

OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND 

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

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WHY ARE THE ABS SO DETAILED AND NOT THE FACE WHAT

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OMFG LINCOLN LOOKS LIKE EDWARD CULLEN WITH A BEARD I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

I HAVE A DRESS MADE OUT OF THIS FABRIC AND I GOT TO BE IN A PARADE BECAUSE OF IT

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Thats bloody awesome you look so pretty as well :3

That’s actually pretty cool

THAT’S NOT EVEN THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG THOUGH

THERE IS AN ENTIRE LINE OF MAN FABRICS

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I accidentally let the cashier lady see my phone background (which was filled with shirtless men) and she was like, “Have you seen our MAN FABRICS?” and pointed me over to this entire section of fabrics of shirtless men.

There’s a christmas one and a firefighter one too. I’m gonna collect them all.

plasticbagvevo:

backtoabettertime:

can someone make a picture that says selena slowmez with her face on a yellow light

plasticbagvevo:

backtoabettertime:

can someone make a picture that says selena slowmez with her face on a yellow light

theludicrousrival:

framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

I HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE AND IT WORKED.

kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

kitroku:

think you should probably lose the my there, that’s the cougar’s house now

(Source: memewhore)

seeyou-intrenzalore:

this post ruined my life

(Source: ryanhatesthis)

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Wow.

catbountry:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"

Wow.

bitrates:

by emilyharriet 

bitrates:

by emilyharriet 

awwww-cute:

Rottweiler puppy, then 1 year later

awwww-cute:

Rottweiler puppy, then 1 year later